Large white text in a bold retro rounded serif font reads "Sloppy Kisser" stacked in two lines
Your kid went from babbling sweetheart to tiny courtroom lawyer overnight
One wrong look at the wrong goldfish cracker and the whole thing dissolves
"Mother Cluckers" appears below in large white distressed block text
" in bold uppercase above a stylized brass knuckles illustration with a cartoon smiley face built into the design (the finger holes form eyes and the handle forms a grin)
Monsters Beware Of Me Toddler Tee Size:4 Large white text in aThe monsters under the bed have been warned. Your kid is louder, scarier, and significantly more unpredictable than anything hiding in the closet. The threat has been reversed. The Details: Black drippy horror text reads "Monsters" above and "Beware Of Me" below. Between the text, three retro cartoon monster faces are lined up: an orange devil goblin, a teal Dracula vampire, and a green Frankenstein's monster, all with mischievous grins. Bold,