Science has yet to explain how something this tiny can produce that much agony
White gothic/blackletter text reads "Thou Shalt Not Try Me" stacked in four centered lines
Printed in gold and white on a black tee with a retro public service announcement vibe
White retro text reads "Safety Third" in large rounded groovy block letters
Your baby has never lost a single round and the competition is not even close
What's Poppin' Adult Unisex Tee Size:S Science has yet to explainThe most chaotic toy ever invented. It pops, it rolls, it announces your child's location from three rooms away. There is no stealth mode. There is no volume knob. There is only popping. The Details: White bold retro text reads "What's Poppin'" in two stacked lines at the top. Below is an illustration of a classic Fisher Price Corn Popper push toy with a light blue dome, colorful balls inside (yellow, red, green, blue), white wheels with red rims, and