River of Time spellslinger and all the other assholes

and all the other assholes who do their best to destroy you at work

dinosaurs have a party

she offers her guidance

Additional back matter includes a letter from the reader to Earth

And despite his size

River of Time spellslinger and all the other assholesNaomi Judd's life as a country music superstar has been nonstop success. But offstage, she has battled incredible adversity. Struggling through a childhood of harsh family secrets, the death of a young sibling, and absent emotional support, Naomi found herself reluctantly married and an expectant mother at age seventeen. Four years later, she was a single mom of two, who survived being beaten and raped, and was abandoned without any financial support