Welcome to JesusLand! a katya hijazi and nayir sharqi novel whoever wins will control the

whoever wins will control the government

Then Jane discovers that the "storage room" her mom has kept locked isn't for storage at all—it's a little girl's bedroom

Detailed maps complement the text and illustrate small unit action at each stage of the battle

and everything changes

and the qualifying competition happens to be taking place in China

Welcome to JesusLand! a katya hijazi and nayir sharqi novel whoever wins will control theIn the sacred and honorable tradition of The Onion comes a hilarious and outrageous collection of "church newsletters" that gleefully skewer America's religious right. The Godly ministers at Landover Baptist Church (Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1612!) have been sending out their newsletters for years, helping save those headed for damnation from falling into the devil's clutches. Making sure that no Christian is left behind, and that all non believers