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Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Hoodie Color:Dark Heather Life Hack: Option three is

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Life Hack: Option three is always the right answer

Wear it on your chest and go find your tribe

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Point out how crazy they are with this shirt

I tell my parents about my antifascist shirts from time to time and my dad has mentioned several times that he wants to see one with the Benjamin Franklin quote "fart proudly

Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Hoodie Color:Dark Heather Life Hack: Option three isHoarding that much wealth is a sickness that somehow has the power to destroy us all. Why are we all agreeing to this system where it's even possible? Like, I don't know, all the movies with astronauts make space seem cool and fun because of the cinematography but it just seems like it would suck in actuality. There's no ocean to swim in, no trees to look at, no cool breeze on your face, and you're pooping into a vacuum sealed bag. Living in space

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