Trap Toddler Tee Color:Pink Navy and red text on

Navy and red text on a white background reads "Massive

Your kid did not earn this title through practice or hard work

It closes without warning and does not reopen until they need something from a high shelf

This product was designed to attach to the nearest parent and not let go under any circumstances

The real horror is the next 48 hours of what that sugar does to your household

Trap Toddler Tee Color:Pink Navy and red text onThey told you it would be fun. They told you it would be rewarding. Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers. The warning label was there. You just did not read it. The Details: Yellow distressed hand lettered text reads "Don't Grow Up, It's A" in bold block letters stacked in three lines. Below, "Trap" appears in a larger flowing script with an underline flourish. All text is